Joannie spotted this piece in the Onion, one of my favorite online sites. Jonathan Swift would be proud of these guys. Still some of the best humor/satire on the Internet. I don’t know how they keep it up. The theme of this particular story is particularly appropriate here on opposable-thumbs.com. Maybe we can get a dolphin as a guest blogger …
“HONOLULU
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Whew! What a relief it would be if only dolphins really did develop thumbs. They could do a much better job of running things than we humans have.
At the very least, I bet they could find a candidate to run against George Bush who more than a dolphin’s chance in a tuna net of winning.
I think a retarded dolphin would make for a better president……