LBJ is MIA.
After running amok at our Christmas bash, LBJ left with several unsavory characters to terrorize the fine citizens of Tennessee, who have little use for liberal Democrats and the Great Society.
He hasn’t been heard from since, though we do of several people in North Knoxville being blinded when LBJ showed them his scar.
If you have seen LBJ or might know his whereabouts, please let us know ASAP. There’s a young man in Virginia who is completely despondent over the disappearance of our 36th president. Apparently, wee Davey just keeps muttering something about a Christmas with out LBJ not being Christmas at all.
So if you see our little red LBJ, won’t you please, please send him home?