Not sure where he came from. Not sure why he won’t leave. But Albert Alligator has been in my head for weeks now. Since I can’t make it stop, I’m inflicting this earworm on you …
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Suffering the Benz Top Posts
When I migrated from Movable Type to WordPress, I realized there’s a lot of crap on here. More than 600 posts over the past seven years. Someone beaming in from the Google Transporter would be hard pressed to figure out what’s going on here. So I’ve pulled together my favorite posts in a single category that I’ve labeled Top Bob.
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The coming depression …
Hank Stuever, one of my favorite writers, imagines what it might be like if the Chicken Littles are right this time and we suffer a big fall. I really hope it doesn’t happen, but the pessimist in me is feasting on current events …
“Your favorite neighbors will hit the road in search of work or an upbeat sense of spiritual self-determinism. Pretty soon you’ll pack up and leave too, but the gas will cost too much to get wherever you think you’re going, and the car will break down. Husband will set off in search of a timing belt and there you’ll be, with the kids and your Verizon service down to its final minutes. You will be camped in a strange parking lot, in front of an old Best Buy. ”